Horny Shakes

when you get so intensely horny you start shaking

Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes

by CharvelStar November 19, 2022

Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021

Horny goblin

When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass

Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022

The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one

gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”

by cramphony July 15, 2021

Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022

Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 6, 2022

Horny struggle

When you live in a long distance relationship and their brother's home

A:bro what's wrong?
B:nothing much bro I just got that horny struggle

by Overnightandthen June 1, 2021