hairy gooch

When that woman no shaven her private part. usually looks like a jungle

Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once

by vas deference November 11, 2013

Gooch

The small patch of skin between your little soldier and you butt. Also known as the A.B.C (ass-balls connection), the gooch can be used in many contexts. Usually referring to the patch of skin, gooch can be also known as a derogatory towards anyone. Gooch can also be known as the taint commonly used in movies and or t.v shows.

Yeah, I kicked him in the gooch after I found out he stole my damn cookie.

OR

In "Life", Donald is referred to as the biggest gooch around.

by EpicFailzors October 19, 2009

Gooch

The skin that is between the Ball sac and the Butt hole.

Sometimes it can get very sweaty down there.

You can also grow a jungle down there.

My Gooch is very sweaty.

My Gooch is very Hairy.

by B-DICK March 18, 2009

gooch

the area between the penis and the anal opening

by wipe April 8, 2003

gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.

todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom

by jake April 17, 2004

goochebag

its a diss like douschbag but its using gooche instead

dude, you are such a goochebag

by d-rew March 30, 2007

Gooch

What Adam Wilson most looks like....

Holy S**t that guy looks like a Gooch!!

by DtotheGtotheB December 14, 2010