fam goon

A man between the ages of 40-75 but he’s at least 52. Usually lies about his age if u ever meet a fam goon just know his age is at least 60. His neck looks like rolls of salami meat and he looks like ice tea that’s either his father, son, or twin this is how u identify a fam goon. Try to talk to every girl and gets dumped by Isis and thinks nobody knows. Often get clowned by 13 yr old girls he also thinks he funny when he really is not funny at all.

Person1: hey, look it’s ice tea

Person2: where ?

Person1: over there by the salami shop

Person2: oh that’s not ice tea that’s a fam goon getting a refill on his neck ignore him

by Michael Thompson January 30, 2018

goon butter

much akin to body chocolate

I used so much goon butter last time I went camping.

by Low fat crackers January 6, 2008

Goonalicous

an attractive female with a tendency for blushing on public transportation

That girl at the bus stop was goonalicous

by anonintransit March 18, 2009

goon

a super awkward person that fuckin stupid and super weird without realizing it

that girl is such a goon, she just queefs all the time and acts casual

by QUEEFING ALL DAAAAAAAAAY July 4, 2011

Goon

Someone who thinks they are the most badass motocross rider out there, when they are slow, don't jump anything, and don't even have the right gear

That kid is a real goon

by Motorists October 16, 2015

nize your goon fham

The act of communicating to another entity to "nize dat".

Yo mans gotta nize your goon fham

by addison rae pfp December 14, 2021

goon

Slang; Reffering to the Police.

"Don't stop da car, da goons are behind us!!! FLOOR IT!!!"

by BIG AL/HABIT December 28, 2005