by chicken connoisseur December 29, 2016

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.
by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018

Shitfuck #1: I don't know why my civic won't start.
Shitfuck #2: I know what's wrong with it, aint got no gas in it.
Shitfuck #2: I know what's wrong with it, aint got no gas in it.
by Shitfuck God January 26, 2022

When playing Uno ( or anything with green and red ) and you have no green and red, "You ain't got no Christmas"!
by JF0h December 26, 2011

K: Hey, how was your first week at your new job?
A: It was great, I got that good bird and I'm ready to blow it all.
A: It was great, I got that good bird and I'm ready to blow it all.
by Mozzers April 3, 2017

by macaroniluv December 3, 2016

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os
by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009
