goner

UK: Somebody who is going to or has died, also used in an ireverent way to defuse a situation through humor.

1) Parachutist's reserve chute fails, 'he's a goner for sure'.

2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.

3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

goner

term for a girl that's so ugly, disgusting, bitchy, repulsive, etc. that she makes guys' boners go away. synonym for boner shrinker.

Lara: "Did you see Kim in her flesh-colored one piece last night?"

Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."

Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."

by lgolebie October 11, 2011

Goner

a female version of a boner. unlike guys girls hide this.

senario 1: two girls talking in the hall

hot guy passes

both girls "GONER!!"

senario 2 : girl talking to her guy friends

girl with big tits and a even bigger ass passes

guys "bONER!!"

15 minutes lATEer a guy 6'4 with 6pack abs and black hair passes

girl" GONER!!!"

by justpoppedinmyhead September 11, 2011

Goner

A boner, derived from video game related playing or discussion.

"Did you see the new Assassin's Creed 3 trailer?"
"Dude, every time I watch it I get a goner"

by Joe Winchester August 20, 2012

goned von stottenberg

Very nice chap who has the common sence of a small water vole, also known as 'the stoat'.

"Ed you have to dink this shot, its your birthday present from me!"

by tom elwell January 27, 2004

gonetgo

A cool nick name.
Some times defined as gay but thats wrong.

"Man you are so gonetgo"
"Man gonetgo is cool"
"That girl is gonetgo"

by Dr. Jake November 14, 2004

goneburgers

Adjective describing someone who is no longer around in their present position. Usually used in a dramatic sense.
If he doesn't win the next election he will be goneburgers.

or: What happened to Aidan the spammer?
>>Hes goneburgers

or: What happened to Aidan the spammer?
>>Hes goneburgers

by Royalist0007 December 15, 2008