You are a girlfriend neglecter
by QueenBumbatic May 12, 2023
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a girlfriend is many things she can be sweet, shy,cute and loyal. most are cheaters, mean, and ugly.
im a girlfriend but im shy cute n loyal! i love my bf jordan hes so sweet. but a girlfriend is something u need, they r comforting kind and loyal ( mine is atleast)
im a girlfriend but im shy cute n loyal! i love my bf jordan hes so sweet. but a girlfriend is something u need, they r comforting kind and loyal ( mine is atleast)
??: dude you need a girlfriend!!
J; nah they just waste my time!
??: mine doesnt!
j: omg fine, ur right!
J; nah they just waste my time!
??: mine doesnt!
j: omg fine, ur right!
by aalit0 August 23, 2023
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Girlfriends are so rare
by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 2, 2023
Get the Girlfriend mug.A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013
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Get the dot girlfriend ( .girlfriend ) mug.A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
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