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by Esteban69 April 8, 2018

Mercy fuck

Doing something good to some not because you have to but out of pity you have for him/her.

1st guy: am sorry you lost your parents, that is why I am offering you a job.
2nd guy: so the job you are offering is a mercy fuck?

by Kyennan October 31, 2019

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

Fuck what yo name means

Shut yo dummy a$$ up, stop trynna look for your name just to motivate yourself, yo momma ain’t choose your name for who you would be, she wasn’t like “OMG ima call you so-&-so because everyone with that name is so sweet”

Pete: Yooo, what up, wanna know what my name means in the urban dictionary?
Joe: Fuck what yo name means

by RawLyric November 23, 2021

Metric Fuck Tonne

Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.

James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"

Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"

James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"

by Pimpdaddyrockstar August 2, 2013

fuck wat yo name means

No one cares wtf yo name mean. Yo name bs either way on my momma.

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by Cuzzotrippin November 23, 2021

I mean fuck

A phrase commonly used as a defferant, for catching hell for something "wether u did it or not."

Casey drives through Andrews dads pond with truck after drunken party, calls the next day. Casey, "What's goin on Bucky" Bucky, "You Drunk Bastard" Casey, "I mean Fuck. I called to apologize for the ruts in your pond."

by casey and andrew November 7, 2010