a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
Get the German Weasel Flu mug.A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida
John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”
Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”
Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”
by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023
Get the clem flu mug.Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.
by foodboy96 October 28, 2023
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Get the kun flu mug.Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .
by Bwc21 December 19, 2023
Get the Flu baby mug.The inconsequential deterioration of the inner lining of the human anal cavity, caused by intense homosexual intercourse.
Dallas: Damn, man, I've been suffering from some intense Porp Flu ever since I hired that whore Rocky H.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.
by YOU!!!!!!!!!! December 20, 2023
Get the Porp Flu mug.A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
by Canadian kid living in the US January 3, 2024
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