India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.

John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.

by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024

Sunday morning flu

Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.

Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.

by foodboy96 October 29, 2023

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor December 21, 2017

Red Flu

A labor strike.

I heard they shut down the aluminum plant, all the workers came down with the red flu.

by CheeganTMurphy June 16, 2025

Flu-Shot

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.

"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"

by bootybandit608 January 12, 2025

Flu Shot

Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.

Baby I want that load but not in my hair or eyes give me a flu shot.

by JJ AND BG November 04, 2021

Fanny flu

When the discharge from her vag looks like boogers

"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"

by Qwenbee May 20, 2017