Jolly Feltcher

The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.

*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*

Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause

the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.

Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*

Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.

by LocNilla May 7, 2023

So-fetch

It is used to randomly to give your sentence some spice.

Omgg!! I love your fit, its so-fetch.

by Your Slang Best-Friend July 11, 2023

far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit

Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023

Un-Fetch

Little boys named Ashton who think they’re fetch but in reality they’re not

“Did you see Ashton over there? He is so un-fetch”

by RARARRARARARARARA February 12, 2024

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference

My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!

by Breadguy December 12, 2024

Super feltch

Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac

Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then

by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025