Feeling Brexit

The feeling of relief and elation one gets after making a highly discouraged choice which nonetheless ended up being the best possible choice.

Steve: Hey man you're really partying hard tonight, what's got you feeling so good?
Tyler: I'm just really feeling Brexit, despite all the criticism the future is really looking bright!

by KrotoR December 23, 2016

Feeding the Mayor

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 22, 2011

catch feelings

To have sex without a condom.

I used to catch feels on a bitch,
Now I wear a shield to stop the HIV shit.
-Notorious BIG

by min December 15, 2004

Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a feeling? is an expression people say to goths and emo-kids to feel good about themselves. Since most goths do not actually have feelings, the question is understood to be rhetorical. Since emo-kids have too many feelings, the question implies that the emo-kid is a way too caught up in his worthless life.

Dear Goth,
Can I borrow a feeling? Check one:
Yes
No

by Hodgson May 18, 2006

Feeling The Badger

The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.

Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...

ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!

by Timothy Tiger Man February 12, 2012

Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

by T-lib January 26, 2014

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015