noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Alex Fencheck

A short ass loser

That Alex Fencheck kid is so short

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

So-fetch

It is used to randomly to give your sentence some spice.

Omgg!! I love your fit, its so-fetch.

by Your Slang Best-Friend July 11, 2023

far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit

Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023

eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 12, 2023

Un-Fetch

Little boys named Ashton who think they’re fetch but in reality they’re not

“Did you see Ashton over there? He is so un-fetch”

by RARARRARARARARARA February 12, 2024

Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.

guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024