February 17th

National slap a kid day

Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)

by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022

February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

by Woody from ToyStory February 21, 2022

24 February

second world sex day! Everyone should have sex with their partner and not only ...

example: My love is 24 February I hope you do not have a headache ...
example:Let’s fuck

by Hello kitty the blue February 24, 2022

February 10th

this is the day a real nigga was born ME

hey did you know its February 10th?

no bro why ?

its the day a real nigga was born.

who bro ?

me nigga

by jj_da realest February 25, 2022

February 2

Ask your crush out day

Hey princess! It's February 2nd go and ask your crush out.

by Mommas seggsy August 31, 2021

February 7

Most people born on February 7 are very easy to talk to but can also be introverts, and shy people. If you were born on February 7th most of you come across as sad people but can lighten anyone's day

When's your birthday?
February 7
Omg your so easy to talk to!

by I like ur tits November 23, 2021

February 8th

The day when the worlds most beautiful human is born, funny too

1)You were born on February 8th?

2)Yes
1) Will you marry me?

by S0me_random_guy November 24, 2021