February 20th

National fuck your boyfriend day

Her: Its February 20th, wanna have a good time Carl ;)?
Him: Hell yeah, Jennifer!

by Totally 100% Not Enduro February 20, 2021

February 26th

National stick your finger in your friend’s ass day.

“Dude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!”

“Because it’s February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friend’s ass day.”

by gayniggafart February 26, 2021

February 6

A day of celebration for Kaeyas tits.

Its February 6, have you appreciated Kaeyas massive milkers today?

by Brosomats May 3, 2021

February 2nd

sofia bohorquez birthday so give her happy birthday

heyyy it’s february 2nd sofias birthday

by foopeelai December 4, 2021

february 7

give your boyfriend your hoodie

boy: guess what today is!
girl: what?
boy: its february 7- it's national give your boyfriend your hoodie day
girl: oh here you go

by dejkdfno June 11, 2022

February 21st

National Slap Your Shorter Friend Day
if you have a friend shorter than you, you can slap them on this day

Joe: Hey Steve, what is the date?
Steve: February 21st

Joe: Oh goody, you’re shorter than me right?
Steve: Yes I am
Joe: it is national Slap your shorter friend day!
Steve: Oh No
*Slap*

by SausageofRoll February 17, 2022

February 17th

National slap a kid day

Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)

by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022