Father

Its a thing that most people these days have

“What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023

father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material (semen).

My father is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

father

gone

your father left for milk

by Strange Idiot May 12, 2022

father

something apparently a lot of you don’t have

guy: yea my father is great
other guy: oh yea mine went to go get milk a while ago

by Mochi Fox July 03, 2023

Father

A man in your life who provides, buys you things, gives you a place to stay, but remains distant, a stranger with a role.

My father made dinner today

by BALUGA WHALEEEEEEeeee#3 August 04, 2024

Father

The only man who will truely love you and cherish you forever and beyond

I love my father.

by Doglover1106 November 02, 2018

Father

A mysterious creature that will disappear before you are born or when your young. If you see one be happy its a very very rare sighting.

Bill: My Father left me when i was 5.

by Me.Toonenstien October 27, 2022