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fairy farts

Ideas, concepts, plans or goals so abstract and unrealistic that the mere idea of realism (or scent of realism and obtaintainability) would defy all logic/mathematical reason.
The boss' plan was mere fairy farts until we gained the funding and headcount to execute.
by Peterinho September 3, 2018
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tooth fairy

Brain gives the must painful blowjobs. He is such a tooth fairy.
by whydoidothistomyself June 8, 2021
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Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.
by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006
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tooth fairy

During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!
Emma pulled a tooth fairy on chris for cheating on her.
by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011
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grass fairy

n. fagball player that dances on a soccer field and kicks a soccer ball
look at that grass fairy fucking that other guy in da butt.
by SuperCameron April 5, 2003
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fairy flare

A term used to describe glow sticks. Typically used in reference to candy kids that dance with them at raves.
Yo son, did you see that noodle waving his fairy flares around?
by melchomis June 23, 2007
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fairy boat rider

a person that rides a love boat (ryan) aka FBR
ryan was being a fairy boat rider when he was on a boat and was in love
by robert stevens February 2, 2008
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