jesus fried chicken

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC

i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)

by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018

Idaho Fried Chicken

Recipe only works with drumsticks. Cover your chicken in egg wash. Shove the drumsticks, one at a time, up your ass as far as they go. Move the stick around to collect enough feces to smother on the chicken (you get the most if you don’t shit for a couple days). Pull it out and repeat with the rest. Smear the shit all over the chicken then toss them in flour, herbs, and spices (your choice). Toss em in the fryer and fry till they’re a nice brown color.

Pairs well with an Idaho Chicken Coop.
Enjoy!

William: Oh man babe, you make the best Idaho Fried Chicken. I’m stuffed.
Kate: Thanks, I’m glad you loved it. Next time I want to try the recipe with turkey.
William: That sounds intense but I’m sure I can take it. Can’t wait!

by 4eyes saves lives December 9, 2020

Fried Chicken Friday

The day of the week you eat fried chicken. On Friday ofcourse!

Man, I cant wait for Fried Chicken Friday, my mom is cooking enough for the whole family!

by NotScenicBigPlay December 16, 2022

Deep Fried Lemonade

The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.

That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!

by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009

fries my ass

the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.

"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."

by mr_dog October 11, 2007

bobbing for french fries

Referring to an individual with horrific facial skin problems.

Ewww.....looks like that guy has been bobbing for french fries (while still being cooked in hot oil).

by Buffy 313 December 1, 2004

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 24, 2007