India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.
The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.
The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.
The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.
The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.
by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024
"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"
by Qwenbee May 20, 2017
A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.
A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”
by That dude steve November 02, 2022
"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"
by bootybandit608 January 12, 2025
Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.
by JJ AND BG November 04, 2021
A very rare variant of influenza that spread like fire in a school's cultural event which is being speculated as the cause of the current flu outbreak in Chennai. This variant is highly contagious and common symptoms are: fever, cold, fainting, extreme hunger, exams not getting postponed.
by Andreww Tatez September 22, 2022