Sunday morning flu

Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.

Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.

by foodboy96 October 28, 2023

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(

"FUCK YOU MUSLIM KUN FLU!"

by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023

Flu baby

Flu baby: When a Women gets pregnant while having The Flu.

Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .

by Bwc21 December 19, 2023

Porp Flu

The inconsequential deterioration of the inner lining of the human anal cavity, caused by intense homosexual intercourse.

Dallas: Damn, man, I've been suffering from some intense Porp Flu ever since I hired that whore Rocky H.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.

by YOU!!!!!!!!!! December 20, 2023

Moosehead Flu

A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.

“Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”

by Canadian kid living in the US January 3, 2024

honolulu blue flu

The 24 hour condition that occurs after a Detroit Lion’s victory where people call in sick to celebrate the moment.

After the Detroit Lions won the championship, there was a Honolulu Blue Flu outbreak in the metro Detroit area.

by Squire James January 28, 2024

Wulfeck Flu

The Wulfeck males are such alpha-males that when they are standing too close to a beta-male, the beta-male will find himself starting to feel ill with almost flu like symptoms.

This is because the Wulfeck aura is attacking the energy field of the beta-male trying to take his life.

Even when a Wulfeck seems innocent, he is not, and is always trying to destroy his enemies.

Oh, shit Noah, do you have the Wulfeck Flu?

by brettsrealdad December 8, 2023