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Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.
by LiveNowDieLater July 19, 2022
mugGet the Flu Flammermug.

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
by jaga-jack May 5, 2009
mugGet the Lazy Pig Flumug.

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
by idolatro15 September 28, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flu Monitormug.

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up
"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"
by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022
mugGet the Cum Flumug.

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
mugGet the German Weasel Flumug.

Roo Flu

A flu consisting of partying for 6 days at Bonnaroo while your body is a trash can for drugs and alcohol resulting in your body’s immune system lowering from being around sweaty wooks, the sickness usually consists of coughing up phlegm, headaches and throwing up, you will probably be bed ridden for days and down Dayquil and Nyquil like a degenerate while suffering random coughing fits and the cold embrace of feeling like death
Wook 1: Man, I was at bonnaroo last week and I feel like dogshit
Wook 2: You got the Roo flu man
by daemon. June 21, 2023
mugGet the Roo Flumug.

shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.
I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.
by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018
mugGet the shwag flumug.

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