MOTHER FUCKERS WHO FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE EAGLES WHO SHOULD have RUN AWAY WITH IT
by grinch February 7, 2005
Get the new england patriots mug.A 400 year old region in the northeastern United States named after England (no shit!).
It contains the states of Massachusetts (the cultural heart of the region), Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. New England is hilly and verdant and full of old-growth forests. Massachusetts has its baseball, Rhode Island has its beaches, Maine has its lobster, New Hampshire has its cows, and Vermont has its skiing.
Perhaps Connecticut USED to be a part of New England, but now its just "New" New Jersey -- complete with big-haired soccer moms, guidos with gelled up hair, gaudy "mcmansion" subdivisions, Yankees and Giants fans, vast parking lots, garbage dumps, strip malls, NYC rail stations, and rivers of raw sewage. Connecticut is far from the green pastures (literally) of the true New England.
Unlike the New Yorkish Connecticut people, real New Englanders pride themselves in being modest, educated, and making yummy clam chowdah. They also take great pride in their sports teams.
It contains the states of Massachusetts (the cultural heart of the region), Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. New England is hilly and verdant and full of old-growth forests. Massachusetts has its baseball, Rhode Island has its beaches, Maine has its lobster, New Hampshire has its cows, and Vermont has its skiing.
Perhaps Connecticut USED to be a part of New England, but now its just "New" New Jersey -- complete with big-haired soccer moms, guidos with gelled up hair, gaudy "mcmansion" subdivisions, Yankees and Giants fans, vast parking lots, garbage dumps, strip malls, NYC rail stations, and rivers of raw sewage. Connecticut is far from the green pastures (literally) of the true New England.
Unlike the New Yorkish Connecticut people, real New Englanders pride themselves in being modest, educated, and making yummy clam chowdah. They also take great pride in their sports teams.
From an actual Boston area radio show transcript (talking about politics in New England):
"...let's be real Connecticut, is part of New York not New England."
"...let's be real Connecticut, is part of New York not New England."
by Andrew McGuiness August 12, 2009
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Like any other country, England has its flaws; many Chavs in gangs roam the streets, there are riots, there are those that believe they are superior.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
Prejudiced person: England's people are arrogant, horrible people, milking anything theyve got.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
by Patriotismofengland March 10, 2011
Get the England mug.1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards.
2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!
2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!
omgzzzzzzzzzz did u no dat i cud beet ne1 in a gam of ches. That is a form of bastardized English. Translation: *Lot's of inthusiasm* Did you know that I could beat anyone in a game of Chess? If you wish to see more of Bastardized English, go to the chat boards of www.neopets.com.
by Karl Marx December 19, 2004
Get the English mug.Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008
Get the The Smelly English Muffin mug.The (not uptight part of the) English culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the Flemish culture, the Scottish culture and this one.
One thing I like about England and the English culture is that you'd run into a different dialect when driving just a short distance.
by LA-Z-BOY June 18, 2006
Get the english mug.Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.
droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)
by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011
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