Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.

"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"

by timbo slice May 21, 2013

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Elephant Riders

A fictional group of civil war soldiers who rode elephants in to battle on the East Coast of the United States, coined by the Clutch song of the same name after they leaned about Siam’s proposal to offer the US elephants to ride in to battle.

“Elephant riders to the North-west, bring news of battle”

by flanbro July 17, 2022

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Elephant Mario

When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.

It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-

"Goofy ahh Elephant Mario"

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

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Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs

So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

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