Edward

Emir Edward bin Welsh, authoritarian leader of the Islamic State of Wales since early 2021. Know to be extremely hot and expels genius from his pores. His hobbies include invading England and pretending he’s Irish.

Damn Edward was really hot when he terrorized those English children.

by BlimpsAreCool November 21, 2021

Stephanie Edwards

shouldnt go blonde ill cry

If that Stephanie Edwards dyes her hair ill cry its so bad

by pissy panties ew October 19, 2021

Edward

Edward is a guy with a massive knob

Dude, Edward has a humongous member

by edmassivedick March 2, 2021

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019

Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Edward

Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.

"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"

by heckles kekles February 12, 2019

Edward Conover

Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”

TV reporters, articles and documentaries say that the 9/11 incident was caused by Edward Conover

by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025