Hum dumpster

A person that eats way too much hummus and often refuses to share with others.

Thom ate the entire package of hummus again without asking! What a hum dumpster!

by Naanaanaanaapoopoo February 13, 2021

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021

Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

Drink Dumpster

A person at a party to whom other partiers give the rest of their drink that they don't want.

Everyone had too much booze so Fred became a drink dumpster and just finished everybody's drinks.

by OASIFHAKSLJFHAKLJSFBHAS July 17, 2010

blue dumpster

when you have blue balls and put them in a dumpster/butt hole

she teased my dick and gave me blue balls when she fell asleep I gave her a blue dumpster

by blue dumpster king 69 May 16, 2012

Dumpster Tug

A sexual gratification maneuver performed on the male sex organ (penis) typically by a person of the opposite sex using their hands, while both parties are hidden behind a dumpster and out of site for privacy reasons. Typically performed outside of bars, taverns and other places where alcohol is served. Also known as a Dumpster Job, Quick Dumpster Wristy, and Dumpster Old Fashion

He flirted with all the ladies at the bar and bought them multiple drinks in hopes of at least getting a dumpster tug before the night was over

by Balls Deep in yo momma July 8, 2024