Dung Fu

The art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the rectum to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why shit is found in unusual places.

Guy: "I don't know how, but Lloyd shit on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."

by Geiga March 18, 2015

dumpy wanker

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

dumbass dad

When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything

I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid

by .Pyro. March 1, 2018

Dutch Pass

When you pass a vehicle which has been sitting at a red light immediately after the light turns green. This usually occurs when another car speeds by you, only to be stopped by the next red light. As you approach, the light turns green, giving you the go-ahead to zoom by and feel superior to the driver you have just passed.

John: Look at this jackass, speeding by just to get to the red light earlier than me.

Alex: The light just turned green and your lane is clear, give him the ol' Dutch Pass!

John: It feels good to be the superior driver.

by Adawgx August 12, 2018

duty deros

Older Military term for Duty Ended Return from Overseas aka you are going home!

Hey, I have my duty DEROS orders! Free at last!!!

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021

Dumb Name

An absolute mad lad that will walk in a straight line on a block game for hours everyday to prove it.

Dude #1: Hey, have you seen that guy who's walking to the Farlands in Minecraft?
Dude #2: Yes I have!... but he has a Dumb Name.
5 years from now
Dude #1: Hey when did you get together with your gf and made it official?
Dude #2: Back when Dumb Name was walking to the Nether Farlands

by  kiss-my-axe May 24, 2021