It's all good as long as you stay dressed

Phrase used to describe an evening of cutting loose... but with some limits.

Holly - I am going to go out to the clubs tonight and really cut loose!

Stacey - It's all good as long as you stay dressed

Holly - Excellent Advice

by Willway November 12, 2010

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

dries

Drunk Eyes. Slightly open or one eye open or eyes rolling into back of head when extremely drunk

Dude did you see that picture from last nigh? You had horrible dries!

by Sweet Pita April 24, 2011

dressed for success

dressing in clothes like make you look like a pimp for an important occasion

Barnes should show up to his greenscreen taping dressed for success.

by Jorsneezy November 21, 2007

dressage walk

to drunk to work straight so you walk leg over leg

have 10 beers in an hour you will be doing the dressage walk

by dat85crd November 17, 2009

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

cleveland cross-dresser

the act of putting on some ones elses pants just to defecate in them without there knowledge and laugh when they put them on

ricky pissed me off so i gave him a cleveland cross-dresser

by rev bryan November 25, 2009