Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.
by acguy2 July 28, 2016
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by Most19fuckeraround July 10, 2016
Get the Douchebag mug.I was at a club in Dallas Texas and Tyler Seguin from the Dallas Stars hockey team was standing on a table with no shirt and tight jeans. I quickly realized that this man is an epic douchebag.
by FSO900 May 13, 2016
Get the douchebag mug.An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.
"Hey I thought you were heading out?"
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"
"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."
by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 28, 2017
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by ButchMasterK March 25, 2020
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Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!
Smoking is for loosers,Vaping is for Douchebages!
by Makkyak May 1, 2020
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by DR@90N May 28, 2020
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