Skypetually Transmitted Disease

the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.

Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.

by squirtle ;) October 11, 2011

Foxheimer's Disease

A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.

"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."

by Karaoke Joe December 15, 2011

zombie bone disease

Slang for Arthritis

All old people eventually get zombie bone disease

by LuminousWedgie May 8, 2012

Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.

"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE

by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012

Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014

benjamin button disease

When you were born older and as you get older you look younger or vise versa

Woah you have that Benjamin button disease

by Xoxo.J June 19, 2015