Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole

Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

Dolphin

A prominent member of the official flat earth discord. A some what cranky old man that loves to preach the word of god even if no one gives a shit. Dolphin is scared of confrontation and will change subjects if he is even slightly uncomfortable. Known for blocking Flat Earth members for no reason at all. If he becomes upset one can simply send a voice note with a soothing meow sound and it will immediately calm him. He also prefers the company of today's youth.

"Dolphin blocked me again"-Flat earth member
"typical Dolphin"-Flat earth member #2

by william<333333 January 14, 2025

like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011

dolphin

he's a hater bitch, generally hating in jades vibe and probably smells like cool ranch doritos (ngl that smells yum) but anyways he's 5'0"

jade: hey guys :)
dolphin: actually i saw the words "hey guys :)" under a reddit thread in 2017 you're not original

by jadethebabe February 9, 2022

Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.

I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation

by Boston2316 August 26, 2025