Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

Squeaky Dolphin

During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.

I was banging this random and gave her the squeaky dolphin.

by CamelToeMafia August 29, 2019

Sugar Dolphining

The act of vomiting and shitting one's brains out simultaneously.

That gas station sushi had me sugar dolphining all night.

by Scabie Baby April 27, 2018

dolphinication

Dolphins being educated in rape

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication

by dolphinication May 06, 2014

Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 03, 2023

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 18, 2021

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke March 17, 2016