Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

doing you to your face

a form of mirroring that helps you see yourself from a different perspective, that is what you look like to other people, this is what you sound like to other people

"Celebrities get on a stage and then they start doing you to your face."
"Yeah, and they pay them to do that to their face."
"Does it suck or is it helpful?"
"I don't know."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

do you know da wae

A normiefied meme, if you use it after january 2k18 you big gay and a retard

retarded normie: do you know da wae
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.

by NoRmIeFiEd March 8, 2018

You do not have to do anything they are telling you

Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.

Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

do it to you

you finna beat somebody up or crack on them

florida slang "Jit im really bout to do it to you"

by Jayglizzfrmdadale February 23, 2021

I'm doing it, are you?

A term used when someone is getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and they want you to join them

Person 1 "I'm doing it, are you?"
Person 2 "ofc queen I'm very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂"

by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025