Russian Dive

When you reach back to wipe your ass, and your hand slips and splashes into the poopy toilet water.

My sleeve is wet because I did a Russian Dive a few minutes ago.

That Russian Dive totally made my wrist smell like crap.

by The Roshh January 26, 2020

locker diving

The end of the school year ritual where teachers and poor kids comb through the trash thrown out by other students as they clean out their lockers in search of usable school supplies for the next school year such as pens, pencils, and unused paper.

"Did you see the haul Mrs. Wright got locker diving? She ended up with about 5,000 pages of notebook paper, twenty binders, fifty five pencils and thirty pens!"
"Yeah, she's set for next years Algebra 1 math class."

by Daniel H. B. May 28, 2023

Key Dive

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.

Hay get ready to scram im going to key dive this bitch

by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020

Webster Diving

Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.

"Dude, we totally went Webster Diving all last night writing my concrete poetry tat."

by dm10003 May 8, 2012

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

Dubstep Diving

When the synth is so wavy you can basicly dive into it

Me and Eirik were Dubstep Diving all weekend at a EDM Festival

by JonTerri26 November 29, 2021

Slave Diving

Slave diving is when you go back to captain cooks Australian fleet takeover and go to where they went to conquer austrlia and dig straight down and you shall find thy lava that why it is dangerous to dig straight down but thy should evade the lava and crank some 90's and then 200 pump or 360 noscope someone it is up to you and if you keep digging down you might find a colony of niggers aka slaves and once you find thy colony of coons thy explicit gigantamax cock shall slip into there rectum and you can bring them up to shore and use there dead corpse as a sex toy.

I went slave diving just after I iglood while mew maxing and edging to skibidi kai cenat

by Slave Diving November 22, 2024