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Obsessing with masturbation
Matt: Dude you have a Obsessive Masturbation Disorder

Braeden: I have been trying to get help, but it is not working to well
by badentransportation August 23, 2011
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Obsessive Compulsive SLAG Disorder

-Someone who has obsessive compulsive slag disorder cannot help being a total slag, they have a problem.
-Much like OCD they compulsively repeat SLAGGISH behaviors i.e. giving head to random guys she meets in town in the graveyard opposite the chipy every friday.
"she's got Obsessive Compulsive Slag Disorder... no jokes"
by MojoFilter March 1, 2009
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multiple personality disorder

when a person talks to, and frequently answers themselves, possibly acting as if they are having a conversation with multiple people... with themselves
(to yourself)
person 1-hi
person 2-fuck off
person 3-thats not nice
person2-i dont care
3 u should
1 stop talking to him hes mean
4 HI
5 what are you, retarded
3 thats my best friend dumbass
2 i still want you fuck off
9 hey guys, watsup
1,2,3,4,and 5 ....

multiple personality disorder
by BOOM TITTIES October 3, 2011
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Post-Trump Stress Disorder

The most idiotic term on this site. Especially when created on Veterans' Day.
Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."
by 150IQ November 11, 2016
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borderline bullshit disorder

A term that mocks the mental disorder borderline perosonality disorder. This disorder is a complete joke and most teenagers who have it have nothing wrong with them. All the problems that are associated with it can all be dealt with by self-control, not therapy. People who do have it need to learn to grow up and quit making excuses. Therapists should not be allowed to use this disorder as an excuse to label people either.
I fucking hate borderline bullshit disorder.
by You_don't_need_therapy June 28, 2010
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Sexual Bipolar Disorder

Sexual Bipolar Disorder is a mental illness, one that causes a complete, drastic and random change of sexual preference overnight.

One day you're attracted to guys, and girls disgust you. The next you're attracted to girls, and guys disgust you. The day after you're attracted to squirrels, and humans disgust you, etc.

Omnisexual people often exhibit signs of sexual bipolar disorder.
Jim: "Geeze, look at Josh over there. Yesterday he was all interested in Jane, but today he's totally checking out that tree. What a freak."

Burt: "Woah hold on man, Josh is sick. He's suffering from sexual bipolar disorder"

Jim: "Oh, wow. I'm sorry that I insulted him, that sounds tough."

*Josh having sex with a tree in the background*
by mastermustard October 31, 2013
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The SMB disorder

When your girl friend acts like best friends to people she barely knows.
Wow! That girl said she loved me, she must have "the SMB disorder.
by Dyljen June 22, 2011
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