Overly dead

Where by unfortunate circumstances you have ended up deceased, then someone has managed to shit on your remains, blend them and finally set what is left on fire.

Kyle: "Fuck Maddie, I went out last night and got absolutely smashed. I feel like I am overly dead this morning."

Maddie: "Peak."

by MadMad.B January 29, 2017

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

dead on the reeds

very very high out of your mind.

Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.

by snakemanjames August 19, 2009

deadly dead

It means that your laughing so hard Your stomach is getting cramped up.

I was deadly dead when my mom thought I was taking out the trash.

by Kitkatloverr200 April 3, 2020

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

Dead by dawn

If something (typically) negative happens to someone, you say this to them.

Andy: *Pukes*
David: "You'll be dead by dawn, Andy."

by Bee_KK August 26, 2023