dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

Dead by dawn

If something (typically) negative happens to someone, you say this to them.

Andy: *Pukes*
David: "You'll be dead by dawn, Andy."

by Bee_KK August 26, 2023

dead pot

Unmaintened, big belly, opposite of "six pack". Also used for plants dead in the pot.

What do you prefer? Six pack or dead pot?

by Tshibourashka December 16, 2017

dead-book

A body in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".

Bubber, you're too drunk to drive, you'll end up in the dead-book.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

Mostly Dead

The state between dead and almost dead. Symptoms include not being able to move, or speak (other than to groan "true love") and not breathing very much. Can be cured by chocolate coated magic pills of unknown origin, administered by those handy dandy wizards and their wives who usually frequent the forests around fairy tale castles.

Well it just so happens that your friend here, is only mostly dead...

by ZandoBob January 18, 2018

Dead Fred

Slang for Fredericksburg VA, referencing the absolute lack of recreational activities beyond the mall, the movies, or bowling.

What do you guys want to do tonight?
What is there to do? We live in Dead Fred for God's sake.

by TheatrePerson December 21, 2010