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Dad Scent

That gruff smell of ones father that almost every small child has experienced. A mixture of sweat, pheromone and man; and a little day old deodorant.

Over all a comforting smell.
For a college student, Ron has a pretty fierce dad scent; he doesn't even have a dad bod yet!
by SupremeMoustachioRonJohnson October 25, 2017
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good dad

a dad who takes care of his kids and is not a bad dad
by 2plusde January 18, 2018
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pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
by supercrapdog December 25, 2012
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Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.
Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro
by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011
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Dad Limb

a phrase generally used in southeastern North Carolina as an alternative word to 'damn'.
I can't lift this DAMN box!

I can't lift this DAD LIMB box!
by purple_crow March 8, 2011
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Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
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