dutch run

when it's someone's birthday and that person takes advantage of the coffee company Dutch Bros' policy where you get a free drink on your birthday by going to multiple Dutch Bros stands on the same day

Do you wanna go on a dutch run with me, I'll give you a free drink!

by itechnologies May 23, 2020

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008

Dutch Oven

A fart under a blanket (see dutch burner).

That dutch oven smells awful!

by defpoint June 9, 2009

dutch teacup

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

by Fox JK November 12, 2006

VON DUTCHED

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

by IVR March 14, 2008

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own ass.

Damn that dudes fleixible! He’s eating a Dutch Lunch right now!

by Gonne6 May 31, 2018

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own asshole

My creepy coworker just left. He said he was gonna have a Dutch lunch.

by Gardfiel May 31, 2018