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crotch mop

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.
by KraigG July 20, 2008
mugGet the crotch mopmug.

crotch trap

When you get your dick stuck in tge zipper
by Crotch October 17, 2017
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Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.
I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.
by James Westen November 24, 2018
mugGet the Square Crotchmug.

Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017
mugGet the Crotch callmug.

Crotch Pop

A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist.... mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
by cestlavieskt June 16, 2022
mugGet the Crotch Popmug.

Crotch Snapper

When you have sexual intercourse with another so hard your crotch splits in half.
Man, my boyfriend is such a crotch snapper.
by itsmehoe May 28, 2018
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Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area
Dude I did a crotch rocket last night and I passed out
by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017
mugGet the Crotch Rocketmug.

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