crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

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Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011

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Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

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crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

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