Rotten Crotch

To stink or smell Worse than your mind can comprehend.

A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly

“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021
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Crotch Mullett

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.
why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.
by Scum i am August 01, 2008
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crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.
Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 08, 2017
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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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crotch waggle

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.
Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.
by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 18, 2013
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Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.
Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze
by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018
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Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.
Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!
by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017
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