A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017
Get the Crotch callmug. by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022
Get the crotch munchiesmug. by Names4Balls December 22, 2018
Get the Crotch nugmug. by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018
Get the Crotch sneezemug. by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018
Get the Crotch cakemug. The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.
Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012
Get the Zip Crotchmug. The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015
Get the Crotch Gritsmug.