Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish

Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.

by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011

Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG July 20, 2008

Crotch Mullett

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.

why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.

by Scum i am September 25, 2008

Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013

Crotch bramble

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

by rodzylla February 17, 2013