Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Cream Show

When working in the bush at piece rate the land is easy to traverse and make money from. Term commonly used in Canada for logging, tree planting, and geophysical data collection.

The Pas was an absolute cream show contract, I made so much money and I was home for Christmas.

by extylerma March 10, 2023

thiccy cream

Thick n’ creamy but way more sexual.

This creme Anglaise is thiccy cream!

by MooMoove our the way February 15, 2023

Cream Wings

Cumming on someone back and spreading it to dry in a wing formation

I gave her cream wings

by Tohrment February 20, 2023

SOWA CREAM

A term used in the popular object show Inanimate Insanity that is used to express excitement and happiness. The character most known for this term is the character ‘taco’

Oj: “Hurry up taco give us the lemon!”
Taco:”SOWA CREAM”

by Ilovedannydevito April 15, 2023

Cream Cork

When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.

My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.

by El Guepardo May 1, 2023