Colton

He smells like a Burt sausage and then feeds it to your wife.

"Get that Colton out of your mouth"

by Coltini Linguini October 16, 2019

Colonize

Thinking that all groups of white people (Europeans) colonized everything is ignorance, and it spreads like wildfire. You don't hear about many Russian or Polish colonies outside Europe/Eurasia. You don't hear about many parts of the world colonized by Eastern European groups. The Greeks also don't do much colonizing in recent history, so it's mainly been about 7 or 8 groups of Europeans that did most of the colonizing worldwide (English, Dutch, German, French, Belgian, Spanish, Portugeuse, and Italian). Those 7 or 8 groups have had a lot of the influence in Europe, so people in other parts of the world wouldn't have any more time to differentiate between an Italian and a Bosnian than someone in Europe would have time to differentiate between a Tanzanian and a South African, thus theres a lot of assumptions and ignorance based on what people look like.

Not even every family in every country that did colonize other parts of the world was involved in colonization. There were people/families in England, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, the Netherlands, Germany, and Belgium that didn't have the time on the money to go out and explore the world, look for gold, or enslave other groups. They were going to work for the same kinds of people that were colonizing other parts of the world.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

penal colony

A colony full of penisuses.

Man, it must suck being sent to a penal colony as a straight dude.

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

explosive colon

What the AHS students have to look at on a random basis in the stall on the right in the upstairs Boys Bathroom; term used because the remains in the toilet looks like a colon was exploded with TNT and the rectum was pointed at the toilet.

The explosive colon has returned and it looks more disgusting then ever

by Some Explosive Colon Lover May 22, 2003

Colonel Mustard

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

by C-Side November 21, 2004

Colton B.

Some one who really is into schnoogles and loves getting egyptian sunglasses! He is also a big fan of ejaculating over a rainbow! And His Wiener Is Whats Up! And very Rock Soft!

Colton Loves The Cock!

by Megan H. April 7, 2005

Colton

A gender confused male, who prefer shorter woman. Often with tiny genitals.

"God that man is so Colton"

by Larissa Erickson May 20, 2008