dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

B-chop

A judo chop directly to the asshole.

"I just landed a sweet b-chop on my international law professor."

"Chad b-chopped me so hard I can't go to the gym."

by TheFrenchman6789 September 26, 2017

beefy chops

a females loose pussy flaps

eww, that old bitch has beefy chops

by d September 27, 2004

lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.

Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.

by medicneballer May 21, 2017

kron-chop

n. to get hit in the face karate-style with a labia. also known as the "female teabag". effective as a finishing move.

Karen is so flexible and loose she's able to kron-chop almost anyone in the face! Skilllllzzzz!!

by poo.on.u April 19, 2009

Charlie Chop

Taking a big piece of wood and dealing somebody in the forehead

I Charlie Chop him for being a jerk, and his head was bleeding!

by tatGekyGuy January 22, 2017

I’m Chopped

Meaning you’re higher than the sky, or should I say (I’m chopped). It’s a WEED high ONLY.

Puff puff pass, bro I’m chopped 💨🍃

by Young bren October 31, 2022