Sham Chop

The ultimate combination of Sham Wow and Slap Chop to cut shit up and dry it at the same time. It's actually just a towel with razorblades taped on, but it does the job.

"Hey Bob, pass me the Sham Chop"
"Alright Jim"

by pseudonimm April 22, 2010

Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day

Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast

by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021

Chopy Chop

A very delicious pork chop!

OMG BRITNEY! Your Chopy Chop is amazingly good!!

by Chopy Chop June 15, 2018

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

Muffin Chops

Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".

"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"

by Spiffy McFly December 8, 2020

Heart chop

It's when you deliver a karate chop directly to ones heart. And statistically 100% of all heart chop victims die afterwards.

Caleb stepped on jamies shoe and was immediately heart chopped. And died.

by Cuhleb&jamal May 28, 2011

SRDAN CHOP

Best chef around town. Nonces on kids at Domremy College during school hours. profession in making home made creamy pasta and Srdan rolls with a hint of Neymar rolls for dessert. He got charged with raping the panino because thee paninio didn't consent.

It was a sunny day when a Srdan Chop started walking down the street with his chef hat on noncing on kids in his basement.

by SRDAN CHOP September 21, 2020