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chode myster

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan
look over there, it’s a chode myster!
by fart697 March 14, 2019
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siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.
My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night
by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014
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Chode Diddly

A penis with only a head and no shaft.

Similar to a Chode

When Anthony asked his girlfriend to "work the shaft", she laughed and made him cum.
1: Anthony's girlfriend can't give him a proper blow job because he has a Chode Diddly

2: Can be used on its own even when someone with a Chode Diddly is not present.
Ex. Usually used when ecstatic. "CHODE DIDDLY!"
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Big chode

Another name for the popular chinese card game 'cho die dee'. it translates to 'the big two'. the name big chode is a mixture of the chinese and english saying, made popular by a bunch of sixth form plebs from sale grammar school
Sajnadz: ayo DVD, you wanna play some big chode?
DVD: fuck yes for helve!
by xXxswagmaster42069xXx October 22, 2015
mugGet the Big chodemug.

Chode

-One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets little or nothing in return.

-A follower or slave
"That's a great plan, but it seems risky. I'll get my chode to do it."

"That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."
by Princess Chodestool May 28, 2006
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode Kroeger

by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009
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Limp chode

One who has a chode and can not get an erection
Don't be mean he has a limp chode
by The_dick_lover March 16, 2017
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