Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Chairing

A tik tok trend where you scare someone sitting in a chair by coming up behind them and folding their clothes while their still in them. Pronounced: "Chair-ing"

"I love chairing people, its so funny!"

by SphereSquared January 23, 2024

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

chair

code name for my crush fr, sweetest, cutest, funniest, best person of all time. literally
my favorite person atm. king fr

person 1:omg did you see chair look at you
me:OH MY GOD NO WAY HE DIDNT

by niallandlouisandharryandzayn<3 April 25, 2023

dild-a-chair

It’s like build a bear but you build a chair and apply a dildo of your creation

dild-a-chair workshop

“I love dild-a-chair workshop!!!!” it’s a frowned upon yet satisfying experience.

by Crazycracky June 30, 2023

Pull the Chair

A prank that you do on the bully at your school who is so mean you just wanna knock him out, but you don’t want to get suspense so you “pull the chair”.

Bully: You nerd!
Me... Pull the Chair

out under Sasha.

Me also: wools my bad.

by Ohs Anna March 14, 2021

rocking chair tipper

A individual who dates a senior citizen or a relatively old person

Meg:Hey Brittany's dating a 59 year old shes a slut huh

Lois:Yea another run of the mill rocking chair tipper

by cityguy17 July 19, 2010