Fearne Cotton

A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:

A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.

She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!

O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!

Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"

Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"

by Kalley January 2, 2005

cantonese cupcake

Making love to a woman,then ejaculating in her naval(belly button) and then consuming it like a jello shooter.

Randy is so nasty,last night he did a cantonese cupcake on jenny.

by snatchy Mcsnatcherson July 31, 2009

Cotton Fucker

A girl who is on her period.

You're just acting like a cotton fucker.

by Andrew H. February 18, 2004

cotton boats

When too many tampons (also called tampoons) get flushed down the toilet causing the sewer drain to become bloodied and clogged.

"One time Donna spent the weekend and flushed too many cotton boats down our toilet."

by Cindy Bradely November 26, 2006

Cotton Ninja

A racial slur for a negro. comes from when a negro disappears like a ninja when cotton is in the need of picking

Where did that Cotton Ninja go? He needs to get to work!

by Spear Chucker #44866 May 14, 2011

Canton Mudslide

Having a sexual partner defecate on ones back. Then having the fecal matter rubbed in to the anus.

Benjamin gave me a Canton mudslide last night. I can still feel his dried shit on my back and ass.

by BenjaminloverinCanton December 13, 2012

Man-cation

Goin on vacation without the presence of women, to do man stuff. Drink beer, shitting with the door open, hunting trips, going to Vegas. All female companions are left behind.

Tom: Honey you cant go, It's a Man-cation. No wifes are allowed, Im sorry
Betty: All your doing is going to hit on other women.

by pimpin64 November 1, 2009