Cyber Carrot

The implication of performing a “blowjob” over the internet.
We haven’t met in person yet but she gave me a cyber carrot!
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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
by big fat tubby December 30, 2022
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Carroting

In the 19th century, this was the process when good-quality hats were manufactured for men
Making, Sewing, Manuafacturing, Carroting
by Fedfan22 July 30, 2018
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Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 28, 2024
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Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?
Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!
by SinaloaJr June 09, 2021
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carrot queen

A non red headed male (homosexual) who is obsessed and sexually attracted to red heads. See gingers
Jerry is such a carrot queen. We can never go anywhere with him drooling over those damn soulless gingers
by Kriskeezy January 08, 2015
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