squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

Carrot

Carrot is the nickname for someone who’s very artistically talented and funny. And may or may not be a vampire.

That person seems to be a real carrot!

by Mr.Jeff November 4, 2021

Carrots

Dildoe

Yes my new carrots arrived

Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!

by Ill manors May 6, 2017

Boobie Carrots

Nipples

Your boobie carrots are hanging out

by Phuckin_phil June 22, 2024

carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

by poopeepiss February 19, 2022

Carroting

In the 19th century, this was the process when good-quality hats were manufactured for men

Making, Sewing, Manuafacturing, Carroting

by Fedfan22 July 30, 2018

Carrot top

A little ginger who lies about there age and they look like a leprechaun but they flash people

Oh look there’s the short annoying carrot top

by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021