A sexual competition performed after hockey season in the US. Two teams of men both strip down. Then, one after another, each team sits itself upon a single moose antler so that each team member's anus is stuck on a point of the antler. Old maple syrup is used as a glue to help keep the moose antlers in place. The Stanley Cup is then positioned in between the two teams and hot syrup is poured on the penis of the back most member of each team. The teams commence masturbating in team relay style. When the back most member ejaculates he then slaps his hand, covered in syrup and semen, on the member in front of him; so this man can use the mix as lubricant. The first team to get the front man to ejaculate into the Stanley Cup is declared the winner and is then filated buy the loosing team which is called "Quebec."
"I can't wait for the Hockey season to end. We're going to redo Canada's History; I am tired of being Quebec.
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Very different from MTV USA, although it does play most of the same programs as the US version, certain programs such as mtv live and mtv news are exclusive to the canadian version.
Unlike its american counterpart, the canadian MTV does not shove idealistic opinions down its viewers throat, instead havingwhat are called "impact" specials, which shine light on current events which are relatable to today's youth, such as the Alberta tar sands, the recovery of Haiti, and even gay rights and activism.
MTV canada also features music videos from independant and alternative artists, instead of only top 40 hits.
Very different from MTV USA, although it does play most of the same programs as the US version, certain programs such as mtv live and mtv news are exclusive to the canadian version.
Unlike its american counterpart, the canadian MTV does not shove idealistic opinions down its viewers throat, instead havingwhat are called "impact" specials, which shine light on current events which are relatable to today's youth, such as the Alberta tar sands, the recovery of Haiti, and even gay rights and activism.
MTV canada also features music videos from independant and alternative artists, instead of only top 40 hits.
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Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
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