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Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.
My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.
by RaevynRae August 30, 2021
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creeping curfew

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.
Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!
by YAWA February 2, 2019
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shit creek

A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.
I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.
Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."
by anti-annoying September 7, 2011
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Creepy McRapeFace

when someone has that face that when you look at it you think that person is going to rape you OR
someone is so creepy that you just have no other way of describing them
"jeez that Rick is such a Creepy McRapeFace. Keep him away from me."
by Flying flipping fucker October 23, 2011
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creepycats

Someone who is good at map making (normally refers to inside videogames, can be used to describe an actual person)
"Jim, I found a good map on this game. I wonder who made it."
"I think that was made by someone like creepycats."
by creepiuscattius January 21, 2021
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Team Creepy

A small band of people who have been elevated to Superhero status.

In some accounts they appear to have their own personal adventure writer attached.

They run around committing deeds of a creepy nature.

They are attracted to various member's of the Supernatural Cast.

They have a strange need to make shrines.

They circulated 'The Picture'

They can be lured in for capture by producing cookies or pizza.
Why is that girl sniffing her panda hat?
Don't worry it's a Team Creepy thing.

That superhero just winked at me and said "Creeper love is deeper love"
They must be an elusive Team Creepy member, they are very rare you know.
by loverofthepie December 2, 2011
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