Maryland Crab Mallet

When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.

She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.

by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023

Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020

crack some crab

1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears

Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?

Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)

Jeremy: Are they in season?

Patrick: You can crack crab year round.

Jeremy: Lol.

by NatureBoy404 March 13, 2014

Coconut Crab Syndrome

When a person uses their moral superiority complex to intimidate others by staring rudely across rooms, often because someone isn't wearing a face covering

The pugnacious, stout, tattooed woman had a clear case of Coconut Crab Syndrome as she contorted herself so that she could stare rudely at my maskless face across the salon

by specialcasesv2 August 22, 2021

Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.

Yo Tim I just got some nitrous whippets from Starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?

by Smokethebongeveryday April 5, 2011

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.

That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!

by onecb December 27, 2007

connecticut crab waddler

to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it

i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins

by k ziggy zaggy November 28, 2006