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yankee burrito

A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.
All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.
by Chestertm927 February 15, 2021
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Outside Burrito

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
by Eweesheewee March 12, 2020
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burrito

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-did you do the homework yesterday?
-burrito
by anthony haramzarabi October 14, 2022
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Burrito

It is a millenary technique which is to ingest a lot of alcohol and "empalidar" in fetal position.
Luis performed the "Burrito" at Kevin's party
by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019
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lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole
She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.
by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022
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Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
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Lie Burrito

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.
The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!
by Oestegato March 24, 2022
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